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South Carolina’s Governor Says “Peace Out, Bitches!”

Posted by: BookGirl on: June 22, 2009

It must be tough living in the Governor’s mansion during a recession.
Proving that in South Carolina, backwoods coon hunting usually cures all ills, the state’s top leader, Mark Sanford, “disappeared” after a stressful few days.
No one knew where he went. Not even his wife!

Biden Makes Joke About Justice Roberts

Posted by: BookGirl on: January 22, 2009

Vice President Joe Biden had to swear in the Administration’s senior staff today, only he didn’t know the words.
Instead of just asking for the oath script and calling it a day, he made a snide remark about Chief Justice Roberts that evidently left President Obama seeing red.
Watch our new president’s reaction to Biden’s jab.
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Cali wants my head!

Posted by: liberty53000 on: December 31, 2008

If my posts have been scarce its because I took a nice little Vaca to Sunny (Well sunny and pretty f-ing cold) California.

California is beautiful. It’s landscape is amazing and its weather is gorgeous (I’m from Miami, this is alot coming from me.) Still, I think Cali has it in for me. This is my [...]

Worthy Quote: Christian Finnegan

Posted by: BookGirl on: December 20, 2008

“If it’s a girl, Crystal is a nice name.  And a boy, Meth-hew … maybe?”

– Comedian Christian Finnegan on the Keith Olbermann show making fun of Sarah Palin’s wacky family tree.  It’s just too easy.

RuPaul Poses As Michelle AND Barack Obama

Posted by: BookGirl on: December 18, 2008

The best damn drag queen knows how to create a buzz.
Ms. RuPaul sent out a Christmas card where he plays the role of President-elect Barack Obama and his spunky wife, Michelle.
This is way better than those pics Tyra Banks posed for a few months ago.  Work it, girl!

Obama And Wife Are Nativity Scene Favorites

Posted by: BookGirl on: December 16, 2008

This holiday season, religion and politics are mixing in Naples, Italy.
Traditionally, Italians purchase a new handmade figurine for their nativity scenes every Christmas and this year the shops are selling plenty made in the likeness of  President-Elect Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle.

Worthy Quote: Auto Union Official

Posted by: BookGirl on: December 14, 2008

“He’d rather pay a prostitute than pay auto workers.”

– Morgan Johnson, an auto union rep in Louisiana said of his (dis)honorable Senator David “I love fucking hookers” Vitter.  I don’t support the bailout, but this is a good diss and deserves praise. I don’t want my tax dollars paying for Vitter’s “expenses” either.

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Posts

Posted by: liberty53000 on: December 6, 2008

-Obama’s incoming administrative speech writer, Jon Favreau, on the left and friend doing… well I think we can all tell.  A.I didn’t know Obama’s speech writer was so young and I’m like WAY jealous, and B. these were on his Facebook page… Anyone else find that funny?

David Beckham Loves Me …

Posted by: BookGirl on: December 5, 2008

— Just call me Poli Spice.
(To make your own fun images, visit photofunia.com.)

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Posts

Posted by: BookGirl on: October 15, 2008

– Former Bush Secretary of State Colin Powell partying with rap stars in the UK.  Fox News seems to think this means he’s going to be endorsing Obama. I think the people at Fox are a bunch of bigots who are surprised to find out their favorite token black guy actually likes people of his [...]

Worthy Quote: Tina Fey

Posted by: BookGirl on: October 13, 2008

“If she wins, I’m done. I can’t do that for four years. And by ‘I’m done,’ I mean I’m leaving Earth.”

–Comedian Tina Fey on the prospect of having to imitate Sarah Palin for the duration of a McCain administration.  Read the full article from Huffington Post HERE. Don’t worry Tina, Obama’s ahead in [...]

Evidence That Maybe Hagee Was Right

Posted by: BookGirl on: September 25, 2008

According to Hagee, God sent Katrina because of the gays.  So if we follow his logic, that means God sent Kyle because of Wall Street and Washington.

Where did this tempest come from? Not from far off Afrika (where the medicine men curse the white folk) or the Caribbean (where the pirates be), but from right [...]

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Posts

Posted by: BookGirl on: September 24, 2008

– Found that on the internet… it’s probably fake, but it’s hilarious. I’m sure some people will be offended, but again, I ask them to get a sense of humor.
For those that didn’t know, here’s the background: the rock duo Heart own the rights to the song “Barracuda” which the McCain campaign has used to [...]

Obama Promises To Protect Your Shitty Job

Posted by: BookGirl on: September 18, 2008

In the wake of all the financial turmoil, it’s refreshing to know one candidate has our back!

I luvs The Onion. (Remember, this was satire… if you don’t get it, don’t comment till you do.)

Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator!!

Posted by: BookGirl on: September 16, 2008

See what awful name Sarah Palin would give you if you were a part of her ever-expanding brood.

If I were her love child my name would be Steam Fangs Palin.  Schweet! To get your name click HERE. If you’d like, leave your Palinized name in the comments section.



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