Archive for the ‘Absurd’ Category
South Carolina’s Governor Says “Peace Out, Bitches!”
Posted by: BookGirl on: June 22, 2009
It must be tough living in the Governor’s mansion during a recession.
Proving that in South Carolina, backwoods coon hunting usually cures all ills, the state’s top leader, Mark Sanford, “disappeared” after a stressful few days.
No one knew where he went. Not even his wife!
It’s been a while…
Posted by: liberty53000 on: June 11, 2009
So I haven’t posted for a while, and honestly politics are depressing. But I’m leaving to the army soon and my routine has me quite bored, and I just read an article and I wanted to write about it.
Pres. Obama visited the Prime Minister of England and, as is custom, they exchanged gifts. Prime Minister [...]
WWBD
Posted by: liberty53000 on: January 6, 2009
- In: Absurd| Liberty53000| Obama| Politics
- 6 Comments
Step aside Superman and X-Men. Take your seat Spidey. Kids got someone new to look up to. That’s right! Do what you’re told if you want to be like Barack Hussein Obama (Is the middle name OK to use now?)
The Washington post has reported that Barack serves as a role model for kids.
You could call [...]
American Embassy in Iraq is Gargantuan and Frivolous
Posted by: BookGirl on: January 5, 2009
The United States government (also known as Halliburton) has just opened it’s new embassy in Iraq. This latest monument to despotism is the largest of all the embassies in the world.
How much did it cost us? A mere $592 million dollars.
Cali wants my head!
Posted by: liberty53000 on: December 31, 2008
If my posts have been scarce its because I took a nice little Vaca to Sunny (Well sunny and pretty f-ing cold) California.
California is beautiful. It’s landscape is amazing and its weather is gorgeous (I’m from Miami, this is alot coming from me.) Still, I think Cali has it in for me. This is my [...]
Just Call him Money Bags Obama
Posted by: liberty53000 on: December 31, 2008
- In: Absurd| Liberty53000| Politics| USA
- 2 Comments
Obama’s camp reached out this week to all his supporters. I’m sure if you’re signed up to receive their email, you got this simple request for money. Anything you can give and they sweeten the pot by letting you know that five donors will receive a trip to his inauguration. That’s right, your simple donation [...]
Blagojevich Refuses To Resign
Posted by: BookGirl on: December 19, 2008
Despite being caught on tape making illegal deals, disgraced Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich refuses to resign. Instead, he blamed “a political lynch mob” of spreading false accusations about him at a press conference today.
Watch his appeal below.
He’s going to try to pull a David Vitter and hold on to a post [...]
Woman Jailed For Wearing Headscarf
Posted by: BookGirl on: December 17, 2008
Lisa Valentine, a Muslim woman, wore a her usual headscarf when she accompanied a relative to traffic court. The bailiff asked her remove it before going into the courtroom.
She refused and uttered “This is bullshit” as she departed. The bailiff decided to arrest her and brought her before the bench of Judge Keith Rollins.
Rollins sentenced [...]
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like A Ridiculous Christmas
Posted by: liberty53000 on: December 16, 2008
- In: Absurd| Liberty53000| USA| Wacky
- 2 Comments
A parent tried to ban the carol “Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer” from the Christmas show at an elementary school in a Wilmington, North Carolina.
«“I don’t mind Christmas or anything Christmas-related at all, so long as you’re not imposing it on my child,” the objecting parent said Friday morning.»
Obviously, the words “Santa” and “Christmas” are [...]
Blagojevich To Become Con Artist Formerly Known As Governor
Posted by: BookGirl on: December 16, 2008
Governor Blagojevich, the man who basically put Barack Obama’s senate seat on E-Bay, still hasn’t resigned from his position.
In fact, he’s still signing bills, according to the LA Times.
Outraged state law makers will take action in to their own hands.
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Posts
Posted by: liberty53000 on: December 13, 2008
- In: Absurd| Liberty53000
- 1 Comment
-For my dad’s health, if nothing else, please stop bailing out companies!!!
Illinois politics make me want to Blagojevich all over myself!
Posted by: liberty53000 on: December 11, 2008
- In: Absurd| Election 2008| Liberty53000| Obama| Palin| Politics| USA
- 5 Comments
And of course, by Blagojevich, I mean barf. Blagojevich is the Governor of Illinois who has been arrested for corruption. This guy reminds me of the cartoons where there are pigs, dressed up and lighting cigars with hundred dollar bills. Really despicable. Among his biggest offensives, he “put a ‘for sale’ sign on the [...]
Happy Fall Festival
Posted by: liberty53000 on: November 27, 2008
- In: Absurd| Beliefs| Liberty53000| Peace| Politics| USA
- 2 Comments
So here’s the question. Should we celebrate Thanksgiving? True, following the first dinner, settlers and Native Americans (which I think is deemed un-pc now, it’s suppose to be ‘first Americans.’ Whatever.) did some pretty horrible things. So should we still celebrate Thanksgiving? Should we preface every kindergarten lesson of the pilgrims and “Indians” first feast [...]
U.S. Officials Fail Civics Test
Posted by: BookGirl on: November 23, 2008
- In: Absurd| BookGrl| Future| Irony| Patriotism| Politics| Shady| USA
- 7 Comments
No wonder our country is going to the toilet. Our citizens AND our elected officials are dumb when it comes to the fundamentals of our country.
The civics exam by the Intercollegiate Studies Institute revealed that those in their sample of 2,500 people who described themselves as elected officials averaged a score of 44%.
Citizens scored an [...]
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